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"Fuck you Abercrombie and Fitch and Macy's"--Jade
"We don't wear your Abercrombie, so please don't listen to our punk rock."- Davey
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I read in a book that the world is continuously spinning and felt dizzy for a whole week.
"Say you to me, you're a bird with an eye for anything shiny, searchin' the land for a hero of a man"
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Kev: "He never listens. He hears you, but he doesn't listen."
Whitney: "He needs a hearing aid."
Erik: "I'll hearing aid a knife in his face."
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"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow
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"Light itself was your first love: you loved paint only as a means of telling about light."
C.S. Lewis
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